Blog or Bartend?

"Blog or bartend?" Apparently the answer is tend bar, if there were any doubt. But are those the only choices!? The post's title reminds me of a girl I saw in court a few years ago who explained to the judge that she had to "strip or deal." There was no third alternative so you really couldn't blame her for moving product on the streets on account of she had self respect. At the time she made this argument she was wearing a shirt with the words "Got penis?" on it.